Lyrics to Syllabus

By Charlotte Birkner and Aviva Muse-Orlinoff

Sung to the tune of Telephone by Lady Gaga

Hello
Hello, Charlotte; have you
Done the MGE
I don’t have the textbook or the case you see, see
Whe-whe-when’s it due
That soon, you’re kidding
I’d rather go to Roger’s than learn
Global strategy
Financial strategy
Macroeconomy
What do they expect from us
I’m kind of busy

Just a second, I need to update my resume
I ain’t got an internship and it is almost May
I know preparing cases is what Allen thinks is best
But Blackboard keeps on crashing with no word from ITS.

Stopped checking, stopped checking
I don’t wanna work anymore
There’s way too much going on in Mod Four
Stopped checking, stopped checking
I don’t want to work anymore
There’s way too much going on in Mod Four

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Can’t check the syllabus
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I’m busy
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Can’t check the syllabus
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Beth can post all she wants, but I’m all logged off, and I’m not gonna check the syllabus Cause I’m with Vicente Fox, and an iRobot, and I’m not going to check my syllabus

Thorp the way you posting formulas won’t make me learn no faster
Find equity no faster
Get Nike’s WACC no faster

I shoulda gone to tutoring cause this is a disaster
Liquidate my assets
Sorry I still don’t get it

Not that I don’t like BCAP or learning ’bout Li Ning
But I am getting tired of these e-mails from Craig Wing

Sometimes I feel like I live in Olin 116
Who cares about the impact of soda in Beijing
Soda in Beijing
Soda in Beijing
Who cares about the impact of soda in Beijing

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